The Vampire Chaser Martini

Ingredients

• 8 ounces of freezing Vampyre vodka
• 2 Turkish Pepper stuffed olives
• 1 tablespoon of olive brine from your pepper stuffed olives
• 2 rubber eyeballs (c'mon, just search a toy store)
• 1 tablespoon of freshly squeezed lemon juice
• 1 copy (on vinyl preferably) of the original song Monster Mash by Bobby "Boris" Pickett

The mix

• Pour the Vampyre vodka into a shaker half full of cracked ice
• Add the olive brine
• Shake, shake, shake to the Monster Mash groove
• Strain your blood red martini cocktail into 2 freezing martini glasses
• Top each glass with half a tablespoon of lemon juice
• Into each drink add a pepper stuffed olive and one rubber eyeball